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★、Why is the pig always eating?猪为什么没完没了地吃?
  答:He's making a hog of himself.它想成为一只肉猪。

★、What's the longest word in the world?世界上最长的单词是什么?
  答:Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因为两个字母S中间隔了一里。

★、What question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什么问题你只能回答“yes”?
  答:"What does y-e-s spell?" (当别人问你)“yes”怎么拼?

★、Where were you when the power was cut off? 当停电的时候你在哪?
  答:In the darkness. 在黑暗中

★、Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?)
  答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)

★、What weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什么天气?)
  答:When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )

★、When do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什么时候不愿跟随主人?)
  答:When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市场时。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 旧货市场 )

★、What question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪个问题永远不能回答“是的”?)
  答:Are you asleep? (你睡着了吗)


★、What tree is always very sad? (哪种树总是很伤心?)
  答:Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳树)

★、When can you get water with a net? (什么时候可以用网兜装水?)
  答:When water is turned into ice. (当水结成冰时)

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