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I am a female! 我就是个女的

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When Tom was lining up at the check-out of a supermarket,a big fat guy behind me looked at my handcart and said:" You are buying so many edibles."
Tom: "Yeah,and you're buying many ,too."
The fatty said:" I can't help eating everyday!"
Tom: " You can't eat like that, you'll be unable to marry a wife if you get fatter."
The fatty was quiet for a moment and then said:" I am a female!"


汤姆在超市排队结账时,后面一个大胖子盯着他的手推车说:“买这么多吃的呀。”
汤姆:“是啊,你买的也不少。”

胖子说:“每天忍不住吃。”
汤姆:“你不能这么吃,再胖下去你就娶不到老婆了。”

胖子沉默了一会说:“我就是个女的。(申博138真人荷官 www.0813gupiao.com)”

 

When checking the salary,a man found that he's paid 1 yuan less,so he went to the accountant angrily.
The accountant told him : " Why you weren't angry last month when I paid you 1 yuan more? "
He said: " I can totally make allowance for an occassionally fault. But i can't stand a second one.


一名男子查看工资时发现少了一元钱,他勃然大怒找到会计。
会计对他说:“上一个月发工资时我多给你一元钱你怎么不恼火”?

他说:“偶尔一次失误我完全可以谅解!但我不能容忍第二次失误!”

 

Several People were in the locker room,a phone rang for a long time,then a man pressed the handfree key.
Woman:Darling,are you in the club? The man: Yes.
Woman: I saw a BMW car which is less than 2 million. Man: Buy it.
Woman: And the drwelling house we saw last time was open,60 thousand per square meter. Man: Buy one.
Woman: I love you very much. Man: Ditto.
Other men were admired and resentful.
Then the man hung up and asked: whose phone is this ?

 

几个人在更衣室,一手机响很久,一男人按了免提键。
女:亲爱的你在俱乐部吗?男:在。
女:我看到一辆宝马才不到两百万。男人:买。
女:还有我们上次看的那个楼盘开盘了,6万一平。男:买。
女:好爱你。男:也爱你。
别的男的都又敬又恨。
接着男人挂了电话,问:这是谁的手机?


 

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