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Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What's that got to do with it?


Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
父亲:Jack,你为什么喝这么多水?
Jack:我刚刚吃了个苹果,爸爸。
父亲:这两码事有什么关系吗?
Jack:我忘了洗苹果。

 

 

Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am(申博138真人荷官 www.0813gupiao.com).
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

 


老师:你爸爸多大了?
学生:他和我一样大
老师:这怎么可能呢?
学生:因为在我出生后他才当的爸爸。

 

Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill?

Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.

Boyfriend: Am I so good?

Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off.


男友:我的吉它弹得怎么样?
女友:你应该上电视去弹。
男友:我弹得这么好?
女友:如果你是在电视里弹的话,我至少可以把关掉。

 


While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.
In running, one journalist said to the other: "Can't run any more! What should we do?"
"No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline!"

 

两名记者在森林里拍熊吃鱼的照片,这时这头恼怒的畜生转过身来开始追他们。
奔跑中,一名记者对另一个记者说:“跑不动了,怎么办?”
“不知道,但是我们中有一个的照片将会上头条。”

 

 

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